New Jersey Blowjob

When a woman farts on your penis.

"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared

by Jared Bergenthal October 21, 2023

a new one

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.

"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"

by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024

A new one

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.

"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"

by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025

#NYNN (new year new nigga)

It’s a new year and you’re a new nigga; you’re switching it up this time.

The phrase synonymous with “new year new me” but like a lot better. Often used by niggas in the hood to make fun of New Year’s resolutions.

“Yo happy new year, wyd this time”

“Yk me, ‘new year new nigga’ (#NYNN) ima lose some weight”

#NYNN (new year new nigga)

by Hoodguy January 01, 2024

New York Pipelines

When you gangbang grandma on an abandoned railroad track at 1am on a Tuesday.

Had to help grandma travel at night due to the recent rise in New York Pipelines going around my area.

by _SirHumble January 05, 2023

New Richard

New Richard, also known as Dick Tren, is an Asian maggot with a square head, quite not unlike a blobfish. Serves good top.

New Richard smells like pickled cabbage

by Lee Bong January 30, 2020

the new norm

all these woke faggots trying to turn america gay #makeamericafunnyagain

also i love daddy elon uwu

the new norm aint the same as the old norm

by greeniesnickie December 12, 2024