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John

Noun; can be used in place of of any object or thing
Man put that John away
I gotta go charge my John

Bros got a bag full of Johns
by SlickDook69 January 24, 2023
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john jerome

The finest man on the planet. Sweet. Marvelous. And simple all at once. If you meet someone named John Jerome they probably have a blue berry in their pocket, and even better yet, are probably willing to share. If you meet someone named John Jerome you are a lucky ducky.
by Melkywey November 22, 2021
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John Fetterman

To pull a “John Fetterman” means to wear casual clothes to a formal event where everyone is wearing formal clothes. A “John Fetterman” is a person who comes to formal events wearing casual clothes. Someone who comes wearing casual clothes to weddings, conferences, galas, funerals, receptions, etc. is a “John Fetterman”. Plural form of "John Fetterman" will be "John Fettermen".
At the black-tie charity gala, everyone was dressed to the nines except for Mark, who showed up in a hoodie and jeans — he totally pulled a John Fetterman!

When Sarah showed up to the wedding in sneakers and a flannel shirt, everyone whispered that she was a John Fetterman.
by Truman33 January 22, 2025
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Discord John

A discord John is when the mod is a gay bitch
"bro Jake is using a danganronpa pfp such a Discord John"
by Mickmackclack April 6, 2021
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john

literally the fattest cum guzzling white guy u have ever met. NON HARD WORKING LITTLE BITCH WHO CAN LITERALLY EAT MY ASS
character 1: did u see john today bro?

character 2: nah dat rat behind bars fr.😋😋
by penis licker111 August 2, 2022
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John

John is a disrespectful compulsive liar, addicted to smoking, usually about 5’8 curly blond hair with green and gold(hazel) eyes. Usually an asshole
You lie to much, don’t be such a John
by #1 John hater December 2, 2023
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