Idk, I saw it on youtube

A phrase used to easily get authority and back up a statement in which you have no knowledge or understanding of. Can also be used as an escape route to quickly end or get out of a conversation(see example 2).

George: Don't place it near open flame, jackass.
Mike: Why?
George: Its gonna explode or something...Idk, I saw it on youtube.
Mike: Alright.

(to end/get out of a conversation)
Jim: It's not going to work, you have to fix the wires first.
Bob: Naa man, it's fine. I've done this before.
Jim: Are you sure?
Bob: Idk, I saw this on youtube though.
Jim: Oh okay.

by Dr. Jason Jensen July 30, 2009

i have crippling depression

a line said by the famous youtuber Idubbbz

(jumps on wheelchair) I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!

by Suicide Itself January 2, 2017

I have a rash and I think you gave It to me

a line said by Chris Hemsworth in Chinese whispers

Chris Evans: I love fucking girls in the butt
Chris Hemsworth: *laugh* I have a rash and I think you gave it to me

by Spiderman:no way home December 20, 2021

I got hands for days.

"I got hands for days" is simply an expression used to mean that the person making this statement usually wins in fist fights.

"That boy said he wants to fight you."
"I ain't worried. I got hands for days."

by cheergrl123 October 23, 2009

I cut you mang

i will stab you with a sharp object. the person or persons being stabbed will usually be of latin origin, as well as the stabber.

Manolo: I want to date yo' sister mang
Tony: If you do, I cut you mang

by crazyeddy February 4, 2006

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

A proclamation that holds some urgency, thereby allowing you to quickly get out of a situation. It also lets the individual that the proclamation is stated to know that you won't be back anytime soon.

Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.

by TigerW September 4, 2005

i should be doing homework

What you're thinking. Usually thought with said homework in a pile next to a big distraction, most likely a computer.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on the urban dictionary reading a riveting definition.

by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015