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Roach News Network

Roach News Network is a news source that covers a wide range of topics including
-politics
-controversial people
-conspiracy's
-random topics
It's CEO Asmongold is fair and try to see both sides of an argument although his bias sometimes gets in the way he is still right 95% of the time
Person1: Roach News Network is the only trustworthy news source

Person2: no you're just retarded

Person1: at least i don't doomscroll reddit all day unlike you
by hell's playwright Louis January 28, 2025
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Flake news

Inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events
And then there was a story about David Beckham's latest tatoo. Who cares? It's just a load of flake news.
by Danlod June 14, 2017
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New

New
New
by Canibutmyballsinyojaws March 18, 2022
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New hair syndrome

New Hair Syndrome (NHS) – A temporary condition that occurs when someone gets a new hairstyle and suddenly feels the irresistible urge to take an excessive number of selfies from every possible angle. Symptoms include overuse of the camera, multiple social media posts, and prolonged admiration in the mirror
1-Sorry for spamming your feed, but my New Hair Syndrome is acting up again!

2-She just got a fresh haircut, and now she's deep in New Hair Syndrome mode—taking selfies every five minutes!

3-I swear, every time I change my hairstyle, I get a serious case of New Hair Syndrome. Someone take my phone away!

4-John was late to dinner because he was too busy admiring himself in the mirror. Classic New Hair Syndrome!

5-Warning: If you compliment my new hair, I will unleash full-blown New Hair Syndrome and flood you with pictures.
by _emmv_ March 31, 2025
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New Jersey

a giant suburb until you reach Jersey City that feels more like NYC than Staten Island, maybe we should swap and make Hudson a borough of NYC and make Richmond County a part of NJ.

Ocean County is where Lakewood where it is growing a lot, Orthodox and Jews round there, That is red territory, people love republicans in that county.

Bergen County and Middlesex County is suburban mainly.
Essex County is where Newark is.

By Mercer, its Trenton, the state capital.

Gets a bad rap and if you go to Camden then you will probably get it.
by Benjiinthe2020s September 1, 2025
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Fake News

When your skiing powder that isn’t that deep, but you drop your hip in so it looks way deeper than it is
Person 1: I heard that there was waist deep snow at the ski hill yesterday

Person 2: I was there, the picture you saw was just someone with fake news
by Yep yep yep yep November 27, 2019
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