Wood plank wench

the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.

Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.

Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.

Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!

Kevin: That fat bitch?

Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious

by Captain josh December 15, 2007

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Wooch

The wooch is the part of a woman that holds her self-esteem. It's what makes her feel good about herself. When she is neglected or rejected, her wooch is hurt and needs to be fixed. A woman is at her best when her wooch is fixed. People who know how to fix a wooch are highly regarded and sought after.

Mary loved being with Paul because he knew just how to fix her wooch when it was bruised or broken. Whether it was a bad meeting at work, a thoughtless boyfriend, or just feeling down, Paul could always sense something was wrong and say just the right things to make her feel good about herself. He didn't try to solve the problem for her, he just made her feel like she was still a great person. Of course, taking her out for dinner or ice cream always helped.

by Parksidemusicman January 24, 2011

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