shit wizard

A lying hipster; a bullshitting hipster who is talking out of his ass to gain hipster status points.

What the fuck is up with Justin, he just keeps babbling that Arcade Fire are totally mainstream and so last year, like he discovered them a billion years before us... what shit wizard.

by SNJustin October 13, 2010

wizard's beard

The creamy discharge left behind in a guys pubic hair after sex with a female.

After I pulled out, I looked down at my crotch and saw she had given me a Wizard's beard.

Time to shave your balls babe, cause I just gave you a crazy wizard's beard!

by sweetrac August 11, 2011

fighting the wizard

An expression used to describe a hopeless struggle. (i.e. you'd need magical powers to win)

Man I'm trying to study but I just keep fighting the wizard.

by Bradford286 February 5, 2008

Wizards beard

When a Male shaves all his pubes, except the hairs on the ball sack, giving the subtle appearance of a wrinkly old wizard with a long beard.

Friend 1: when you manscape, do you shave your balls too?
Friend 2: of course dude.
Friend 1: I never have, I'm too worried I'll cut myself.

Friend 2: This bitch got a wizards beard!

by HG2016 September 27, 2019

Piano Wizard

(Noun) A person who is plays excellent and nearly flawless piano. Also plays other musical instruments

Piano wizardry (Noun) The description of a piano wizard performing

Dang, that guy playing up on the stage is a piano wizard!

The pianist worked his piano wizardry.

by The Guitarist Amateured March 15, 2017

Wizards of the coast

Wizards of the coast is a company made to design elks elks at usually 3/3 but occasionally become normal stuff once they are sent to the grave yard unfortunately this Isa fatal way to get rid of it and any one who tries will be elked to death Wich is even worse then being frogged to death cause then you have a chance

I use oko their of crowns plus one to turns your questing beast to a 3/3 elk

wizards of the coast

by Biggest desletor magic fan November 9, 2019

Horney Wizard

Every young girl on the internet has at least one horney wizard aka a guy who gives her really good life advice but also sends her a pic of his dick.

girl 1: you seem so much better today
girl 2: yes I am! my horney wizard really helped me out.

by votme March 18, 2021