Any object or tool used as melee weapon. Examples: baseball bats, glass bottles, bricks, pens, pencils, kitchen knives, bar chairs, etc...
by Alex Ferrana January 22, 2017
Get the improvised weapon mug.Any man made or naturally occurring object that can be used to inflict serious bodily harm or death on another living being.
In 2018 the newest Assault Weapon ban to be introduced is Great Britton's ban on all knives.
In other news a man used a rented utility truck as an Assault Weapon when he drove it up on to a crowed sidewalk and ran down eighteen people.
Sales of acid are now limited to those with commercial licenses in Paris France after the caustic liquid started being turned into a terrorists Assault Weapon and thrown in the faces of unsuspecting victims.
A man used his hands as Assault Weapons when he brutally beat his girlfriends three year old daughter to death in Cincinnati last weekend. Claims the child kept annoying him with requests for food and water.
In other news a man used a rented utility truck as an Assault Weapon when he drove it up on to a crowed sidewalk and ran down eighteen people.
Sales of acid are now limited to those with commercial licenses in Paris France after the caustic liquid started being turned into a terrorists Assault Weapon and thrown in the faces of unsuspecting victims.
A man used his hands as Assault Weapons when he brutally beat his girlfriends three year old daughter to death in Cincinnati last weekend. Claims the child kept annoying him with requests for food and water.
by NitreBlue May 30, 2018
Get the Assault Weapon mug.A large medieval style weapon, usually with an array of spikes, poison tips, skulls, and other heinous accessories. Usually only wielded by the most in human of men. The size of their kanckles and Arnold Schwarzenegger back muscles alone could be considered “offensive weapons.”
Lord Umbar the Merciless was last seen beating the entire towns people with his offensive weapon upon their face, chest, and neck areas. No one survived!
by LordSoth June 4, 2019
Get the Offensive Weapon mug.A weapon in a solo or multiplayer video game that is easy to use. Usually consist of high quality looks, faster reload time, and inflicts a large amount of damage on an opponent. They're earned progressively in-game or bought.
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Get the CHEESE WEAPON mug.by HardmanNathan August 22, 2019
Get the Wapid wesponse mug.When someone who has so little in their lives to talk about that their lips move faster than the speed of sound when talking about other people's business.
When you left the bar ____ pulled out a hypersonic weapon when talking about your sexual exploits.
I thought that only Russia and China had such technology.
I thought that only Russia and China had such technology.
by Sammie1! November 21, 2019
Get the Hypersonic Weapon mug.A Go’a’uld weapon used by the Jaffa in the show Stargate-SG1. The weapon discharges a large orange energy bolt upon firing, capable of blasting through solid rock given six or seven shots. There is also a more powerful cannonlike version which can easily rip through a tank in one or two shots
by General Sanders January 3, 2021
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