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Straight unicorn

The definition straight unicorn means, the act or talking around in a crazy fashion while being naked and have a raging boner.
I went straight unicorn last night after sex with my girl
by mickdoodlesby August 19, 2016
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Unicorn Wrangler

A person who is capable of accomplishing the near impossible, and is highly desirable .
by datphatchick September 5, 2017
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Swedish Unicorn

Someone that has had they penis cut off and sewn to to their forehead.
Im going to make you into a Swedish unicorn
by ToonzYT October 13, 2023
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Unicorn family

Unicorn family is deffinition of a group of members of the same family who are married and part of the SWINGERS community.
That group over there are a unicorn family, Christmas must be chaotic....
by Piskey Ed June 8, 2021
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Unicorn dance

To have sexual intercourse with someone who is a 10 on the attractive scale when you yourself are a 5 or lower
Man Becky is hot but I can't do the unicorn dance with her she's out of my league.
by Swiggster23 January 27, 2015
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unicorn deep

Going so deep in a pussy that it feels like a unicorn's horn is penetrating your ovaries whilst preforming an aggressive rainbow queef.
Fred: Man, I think Stacey is going to brake up with me.
Jo: What!?! Why?!yy
Fred: Well... I was having sex with her for the first time and... I... Have a big... Cock and I went unicorn deep. She still can't walk dude.
by Rybuscle December 26, 2014
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