unicorn slap

when you slap your partner with your dick covered in sprinkles and frosting

I just got Unicorn Slapped by Mike Tyson

by MIKEY TYRONE December 17, 2013

Unicorn dance

To have sexual intercourse with someone who is a 10 on the attractive scale when you yourself are a 5 or lower

Man Becky is hot but I can't do the unicorn dance with her she's out of my league.

by Swiggster23 January 27, 2015

unicorn deep

Going so deep in a pussy that it feels like a unicorn's horn is penetrating your ovaries whilst preforming an aggressive rainbow queef.

Fred: Man, I think Stacey is going to brake up with me.
Jo: What!?! Why?!yy
Fred: Well... I was having sex with her for the first time and... I... Have a big... Cock and I went unicorn deep. She still can't walk dude.

by Rybuscle December 26, 2014

hannah is a unicorn

when your name is hannah and you are a unicorn

random person; hello hannah is a unicorn
me;hi

by unicornhhhisepicsms December 7, 2016

Unicorn family

Unicorn family is deffinition of a group of members of the same family who are married and part of the SWINGERS community.

That group over there are a unicorn family, Christmas must be chaotic....

by Piskey Ed June 8, 2021

Swedish Unicorn

Someone that has had they penis cut off and sewn to to their forehead.

Im going to make you into a Swedish unicorn

by ToonzYT October 13, 2023

Unicorn Wrangler

A person who is capable of accomplishing the near impossible, and is highly desirable .

She's a unicorn wrangler

by datphatchick September 5, 2017