Twinkies are commonly known as the golden feces of Jesus Christ. According to Hostess, Twinkies used to be a tedious process. After Jesus rose from the dead however, Hostess had to take more drastic measures. Twinkies now-a-days come from cow manure, and are dipped in holy water to make it taste more "Jesus produced" then, the Twinkie is dipped in the famous batter that is commonly found on the outer shell of the pastry. The Twinkie is then shipped to your local shopping center, ready for you to buy, and eat. Yum!
by Forgeworld January 7, 2015
Get the Twinkiemug. by Sadgirlb June 4, 2020
Get the Twinkie twinsmug. 1. I cant wait to give the ol' lady a Twinky Link. 2. Dammit Issac Newton why'd you give my ol 'lady the twinky link.
by LegendKiller23 May 10, 2023
Get the Twinky Linkmug. The act of a man climaxing inside of a woman’s mouth. She proceeds to spit it back onto his penis. He then inserts his penis into her vagina. Next she lets the semen drip from her vagina down to her anus. Finally the man proceeds to push the semen into her rectum, thus having filled all three orifices, they have completed the act of a Twinkie.
by Willie Filmacraken April 30, 2023
Get the Twinkiemug. A humorous description of a yellow school bus used to transport students to school in the United States.
by Joe G 3 January 18, 2025
Get the Twinkiemug. by Daslayer03 September 27, 2022
Get the Twinkiemug. When a woman forgets to take her tampon out so it's in there for 2 months.
Usually found while eating her out. You then pull it out, throw it and carry on.
Usually found while eating her out. You then pull it out, throw it and carry on.
Spanky: oh my god you really banged Leah? Dude, that things a wizard sleeve.
Casey: Man, it gets worse. Leah had a deep fried twinkie!
Spank: No fucking way!
Casey: Man, it gets worse. Leah had a deep fried twinkie!
Spank: No fucking way!
by Poondawg9 June 7, 2018
Get the Deep Fried Twinkiemug.