Adam tells his friend that he wants to marry a Stripper whose name is Heather. His friend proceeds' to be ultra triggered by just the words spoken.
by Marco100 February 22, 2024
Get the Ultra Triggeredmug. When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.
The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
Get the dutch glove triggermug. Wii sports makes me sooooooo triggered!!!!
by WiiSporter February 23, 2017
Get the Triggeredmug. a word to discribe anything so ugly it makes you want to pull out a gun, put it to your mouth and BOOM!!! pull the trigger.
already suicidle guy: ohhh my fucking god
suicidle guys friend: what? what?
already suicidle guy: that girl she is such a trigger-bite
suicidle guys friend: holy shit IS that really a girl.......dude dont do it... dude NOOOOOOO!!!!!
already suicidle guys brains:BOOM!!! "shuish"
suicidle guys friend: ohhhh dam...... (to bar tender)can i can a Captain?
suicidle guys friend: what? what?
already suicidle guy: that girl she is such a trigger-bite
suicidle guys friend: holy shit IS that really a girl.......dude dont do it... dude NOOOOOOO!!!!!
already suicidle guys brains:BOOM!!! "shuish"
suicidle guys friend: ohhhh dam...... (to bar tender)can i can a Captain?
by numz February 21, 2008
Get the trigger-bitemug. by I am Dat Boi December 9, 2016
Get the Triggeredmug. I’m triggered
by Abbytabbysabbypants August 20, 2019
Get the Triggeredmug. 