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Two in the Toaster

Two=2 fingers
Toaster=the crack of one's arse

Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....
For example, take these two fellers: Lance prefers to be the puppet master and Jasper likes to be the puppet..... The puppet master controls the puppet via inserting Two in the Toaster.... In other words, it's a way the dominant one controls the submissive one....whether it's the dominant feller in a homosexual relationship, or it's "The Man", IE-the gov't sticking it to the people.....
by sqwibly1 February 5, 2012
mugGet the Two in the Toastermug.

Golden Toaster

A Golden Toaster is a magical device that can heccing hack by pushing the toaster thing up and down this causes the computer codes to obey.
Robbie Rotten used the Golden Toaster to break FanGeopolitics
by Toaster@meBRO October 15, 2018
mugGet the Golden Toastermug.

Toaster strudel

Consenting participant will be chained down and be subject to 5 penises ejaculating on participants body and after wards, the semen is used on a piece of toast, which is then cut in half, one half being put in the participants mouth, the other half in the anal cavity
Joe: Dude I love college, I gave Janice a toaster strudel with Parker the other night!
Gabriel: That’s nice to hear son.
by Diddlenut August 3, 2025
mugGet the Toaster strudelmug.

Cum Toaster

When you cum inside a girl and then the cum comes outside through the vagina and it resembles the motion of the bread in a toaster.
Abdul: "Yo, yesterday me and this cute chick fucked and I finished with the Cum Toaster!"
Harry: "The Cum Toaster? I thought that technique was forbidden!?"
by quantinium September 4, 2020
mugGet the Cum Toastermug.

toaster fairy

When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.
"Too bad man, a toaster fairy is horrible."
by ToasterFairyEffect November 1, 2015
mugGet the toaster fairymug.

The toaster stroodle

When you lose the sugar flavoring for your toaster pastries, so you stick your dick in the toaster and season it with your cum
Dave got sent to the hospital after making the toaster stroodle
by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021
mugGet the The toaster stroodlemug.

Toaster Mage

Master of the ? and eating gourmet legos. Impressively strange....likes to say "I see" alot. Without Toasty I would not know of Chef Brian or the demented cartoon movie.....My life would be much less interesting.....
toastermage: o.o
toastermage: unusual
toastermage: class LevelMod(wxPanel):
def __init__(self,parent,id):
wxPanel.__init__(self,parent,id)

self.lvlbx = wxComboBoself,1, pos=(50,10),style=wxCB_READONLY)
for num in range(1,201):
self.lvlbx.Append(str(num))
by Smoke the Hucast May 9, 2005
mugGet the Toaster Magemug.

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