Walking on All Threes

An age old dilemma the male race has had to endure, entailing the hardship of blood flow from one organ being subdued by the needs of another. Refers to both the mental and physical effects of losing (typically male) peak mental facilities.

Can also be attributed to females in regards to her metaphorical dick, most commonly considered derogatory if used by a male unless one of these conditions apply:

-Said female is a lesbian (thus referring to her strap-on).
-Said male is in the friend zone and the girl will disregard his statement as he is a non-entity.
-Said female is, in fact, a transexual, or hermaphrodite.
-Said female is a honey badger

Layman's terms: Thinking with one's dick, or popping a boner or erection in public. Sporting a metaphorical woody.

Bob:"Ever since his girlfriend cut him off, Dave's been walking on all threes. He really isn't much for Algebra today, but he is playing a mean game of mobile horseshoes."

Dave: "I can't help but salute every hot chick that walks by! I've been walking on all threes the entire day!"

Sandy: "If I had a dick, I'd be walking on all threes for her."
Friend Zone Fred: No, I totally wouldn't, I'm only interested in you.
Sandy: Aw, how sweet, you're such a good friend.
Friend Zone Fred:(thinking to himself) Fuck.

(What Friend Zone Fred should've said) "What are you a lesbian? Kinky." "Fuck yeah, hold on, lets meet up later." "Yeah, I can be tectonic friends with her." "Reminds me, if we screwed I'd have you walking on all four's the next morning" Etc... Pretty much any option or combination thereof that'll probably get him smacked, anything but option A.

Seriously, don't be Fred.

by Harlequin's Smile December 23, 2011

there are no rules in our cult besides the ones we make

a phrase that sounded philosophical to me in my head and has no meaning

cool cat 420: there are no rules in our cult besides the ones we make

cool cat 69: LMAO NOPE!

by this bitch is fine December 27, 2018

On The Tree

1. If you are in the Scene or part of the underground music scene and you contract an STD due to sleeping with Scene Sluts.

2. Being linked to other scene sluts through contracted STD's like branches on a tree

"I heard Johnny got the Herp from Christie who got it from the lead singer of Emo Dies Today who got it from.....Looks like he's on the tree now.

by ChezMykeTrujillo February 19, 2009

shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree

Kicking around a difficult to solve problem until a brilliant solution falls out

"Alysha has been moving them photoshop layers around on that design for ages"
"Yea she is shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree"

by MonkeyShaker September 10, 2013

I Know There’s Something Going On

I can see that it won't be long
You grow cold when you keep holding on
You know you've changed and your words, they lie
That's something you can't deny
I call, you're not at home
You're home, but you're not alone
If you wanna leave then why don't you say it
Your love has gone anyway
I know there's something going on
I know there's something going on
I know it won't be long
Won't be long before you're gone
There's something going on
There's something going on

I know a good thing must come to an end
But it's hard to take losing a friend
I know what you think and what's in your mind
So darling, look, why pretend?
I know there's something going on
I know there's something going on
I know it won't be long
It won't be long before you're gone
There's something going on
There's something going on
There's something going on
There's something going on
I know there's something going on
I know there's something going on
I know it won't be long
It won't be long before you're gone
There's something going on
There's something going on
There's something going on
There's something going on
I know there's something
I know there's something
I know there's something
I know there's something
I know there's something
I know there's something
I know there's something

I Know There’s Something Going On

by Death Menace February 5, 2023

one tree hill

A poor version of The O.C.

But really, I love both :p

One Tree Hill makes my heart skip a beat.

by treeehill November 26, 2006

juss throwing that out there

when at one point in a conversation you randomly notice that you have something in common with something around you there by forcing you to scream out whatever it is, this creates a blank staring and silence for a while there by you saying "juss throwing that out there" the comment is thereby forgotton and never to be returned because of its randomness

"yea but my dog died yesterday"

"aw how old was he"

"3 years"

"WOW DUDE! MY DOGS THREE YEARSOLD TOO!"

"what was that for"

"im juss throwing that out there"

by Pumkins September 26, 2008