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Thurston Howl the Third

Nickname for a classy professional drinker at a party who can handle his alcohol, bartend, ect. somehow keeping it all together when normal people should have passed out hours ago.
"How the hell is it possible for Thurston Howl the Third to still be drinking?"
by lets start drinking January 26, 2008
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Third world meme

I'm so glad this third world meme has a designated shitting street!
by Streetshitter September 20, 2016
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Cyber third-wheel

Any person who attempts to engage in unwanted electronic conversation (ie. texting, instant messaging, etc.) with another person who is concurrently skyping, texting, or messaging another person. (Especially his or her significant other.)
Velma: Hey, so have you talked to Susan lately?
Tracy: I was on facebook chat with her yesterday, but she was on a skype date with her boyfriend, so she didn't say much.
Velma: God, Tracy, even on the internet, you're still a cyber third-wheel.
by bencoar July 24, 2010
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Third Case Syndrome

Third Case Syndrome is when an Ace Attorney game has a filler 3rd case. These filler cases are usually the worst in the entire game.
Reviewer: Turnabout Big Top is the worst case in the entire Trilogy! It falls to the Third Case Syndrome.
by IntelligenceDefines September 10, 2022
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third party gecko

an eventful night between two willing individuals with the additional presence/inclusion of a gecko or other reptilian creature
“I’ve been getting bored with our usual Friday nights. Are you interested in trying tonight with a third party gecko?”

“Emmy! What a great idea! I was afraid to ask...”
by hotttttyyyy December 1, 2017
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Third wheel starboard

When two people are going down on one pussy and another tongue tries to join in but is rebuffed with a splash.
Casey tried to join in but when he couldn't find room for his mouth, he realized he was being brutally third wheel starboarded.
by Elise Ohlickmysack October 13, 2015
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beat the third horse

Verb:

1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.

2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.
Dave has been up in his room for a long time, he must have had a long week.

"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"
by J.Demosa March 29, 2017
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