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Thurston Howl the Third

Nickname for a classy professional drinker at a party who can handle his alcohol, bartend, ect. somehow keeping it all together when normal people should have passed out hours ago.
"How the hell is it possible for Thurston Howl the Third to still be drinking?"
by lets start drinking January 26, 2008
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Third world meme

I'm so glad this third world meme has a designated shitting street!
by Streetshitter September 20, 2016
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Third wheel starboard

When two people are going down on one pussy and another tongue tries to join in but is rebuffed with a splash.
Casey tried to join in but when he couldn't find room for his mouth, he realized he was being brutally third wheel starboarded.
by Elise Ohlickmysack October 13, 2015
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Third-hand Subway

When you smell like baked bread (Italian-herbs-cheese) from being inside a Subway restaurant. The stench that is captured on your hair, clothes, body, & leaves the building and shadows you the entire day for others to smell.

1. "I wore a suit and tie to my interview and stopped to get a $5 footlong along the way. When I showed up, all the people in the waiting room got third-hand Subway and refused to make eye-contact".

2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".
1. "I wore a suit and tie to my interview and stopped to get a $5 foot long along the way. When I showed up, all the people in the waiting room got third-hand Subway and refused to make eye-contact".

2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".
by Jjfreestyle February 14, 2015
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Toodle Poodle The Third

Toodle Poodle the third is my baby. I smash its head in
Lets go kill toodle poodle the third! I heard it crys after
by TOODLE July 27, 2023
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Third Wheel Effect

The effect of being left out by your friend because he/she is with someone else.
Most teens face the Third Wheel Effect when their friends start dating.
by Not John Doe April 9, 2015
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third party gecko

an eventful night between two willing individuals with the additional presence/inclusion of a gecko or other reptilian creature
“I’ve been getting bored with our usual Friday nights. Are you interested in trying tonight with a third party gecko?”

“Emmy! What a great idea! I was afraid to ask...”
by hotttttyyyy December 1, 2017
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