umbrella stalker

Somebody who physically or digitally stalks a target as well as their friends and/or family members.

My sister's ex is such an umbrella stalker. He stalks her and her best friend. He used three different names to try friending and messaging me on Facebook.

by Atherton Wing September 23, 2020

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stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚

male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend

by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020

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stalker

hey brody, if your looking for me i have some hints,

i go to your school
i have a dog
i have blue eyes
i’m 14

(pretty bad hints i know)

you probably have no idea who i am

disclaimer i’m not a stalker

by Funky.Chunky.Monkey. November 29, 2020

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Stalker D

A guy who used to stalk your parents therefore the stalker part but now just likes it when you whip him on minecraft

“Have you see stalker d?”
“No, haven’t you heard he’s in hospital for whipping himself in real life”

by Chickenfabpants April 16, 2020

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stalker main

From critical strike, this phrase is used to refer to the class "stalker", which is considered very annoying by the community. By using this, you emphasize that someone is a "professional loser", thus, their opinions will not matter, nor will their words.

Dont care, didnt ask, plus, you are a stalker main

by Frosted Fool December 31, 2019

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