Pen Pain

1. The feeling after the rubber grip on a pen rubs on the side of your finger for hours on end while drawing and or writing.

2. When your fingers become incredibly stiff after drawing for hours on end.

3. When you mess up a drawing while inking it.

4. When you're so pissed because you can't think of something to draw you stab your pen into your body repeatedly creating 17 new orifices.
1/2. "I would help you with carrying those, but I have some extreme pen pain."

3. "FUCKING PEN PAIN."

4. "Dude, why are you in the hospital!?"

"Pen pain."
by Aves Talon December 19, 2011
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pen branding

when you rub a pen back and forth really fast on a folder for a while. Then you put it on someone and it burns them
Person 1: Hey, bud, you're such a good friend to me.

Person 2: Screw you! I'm gonna pen brand you! *starts rubbing the pen on the folder*

Person 1: Nobody knows what that is. *pen brands him* Owwwwwwch

Person 2: Hehe, I like pen branding
by bossness00 January 14, 2014
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round pen

An act horse people do to get extra energy out of a horse due to too much energy, behavior issues. It is done usually in a 50 ft in diameter round arena type area with higher enclosed walls usually with deep sand to try and break the horse of the outside to focus and to concentrate on the handler. Sometimes, used to break the high spirit of the horse as a submission tactic for a calm, gentler horse. Often a standard practice in the training of coming two year old horses to be ridden under saddle.

With humans, it is an act when an employer runs the employee ragged for submission reasons ie: employer trying to mentally or physically break the employee into quitting, using tactics that are pushing the lines of unfair labor standards.
Coworker 1: Man, I do not get it. It seems like the boss is upset with me because I took some time off and the boss had to cover my shift and James came in the next day for overtime.

Coworker 2: What is going on?

Coworker 1: Well, the boss didn’t like my doctors note. The boss was inconvenienced and covered one of my shifts. Then the boss said they had to pay someone overtime to cover and the boss is mad because of the other employees overtime. Even though the employee took the overtime as comp time in lieu of pay and getting hit on taxes.

Coworker 2: Yeah, I know. Sounds like they are trying to round pen you so you submit and quit because the boss has their buddy lined up to take your job. Be careful- there is a target on your back.

Coworker 1: Yes I know.
by Good Vibes Today June 07, 2025
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shit pen

Someone who isn’t very bright in what he or she says or does.
Keaton: “Briggs is butt naked open.”
Nicholas: “There is 3 people guarding him you shit pen.”
by TheRealBadOyster September 27, 2017
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bad pen pal

You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.
Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal
by #1penpal September 01, 2022
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Pen-ultimate Spew

The Deepwater Horizon oil spill (also referred to as the BP oil spill, the BP oil disaster, the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, and the Macondo blowout)

There seems to be no standardized term to describe this event, which occurred on 4/20/2010.
"Penultimate Spew" describes both the magnitude and messiness.
Oil from the pen-ultimate spew is still washing ashore after 4 years.
by Budgreen January 17, 2014
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clicked a pen

An idiom, generally used when referring to teachers, describes when a person looks extremely mad at someone else or yourself, and they (in their head) "click a pen", ready to write someone up, or explode on the offender later.
Did you see the way Mr. Rogers was looking at me? He totally just clicked a pen in his head.
by BlockBusterNG February 26, 2022
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