analog money

physical currency.

"You have change for a 5?"
reply."No I don't have any analog money"

by cancerhand November 11, 2009

Money Wagon

When you are unable to coin the phrase "Cash Cab" you turn to Money Wagon
This entitles an on the road gameshow for kiddos who can't drive and want to brighten peoples' days.

The prize for answering correct questions are neither money or cash, usually hand made arts and crafts from the heart.

It's easy to make a M and a W with your fingers to also create the sweet logo!

"Want to answer a question on the Money Wagon?"
"Yeah!"
"Get in."

by RipRapperJaySizzle January 24, 2010

Breakup Money

The extra cash one comes into following the end of a relationship after cutting expenses like dinner dates, jewelry, and other miscellaneous items for the now ex-significant other.

Grant: You're really going to buy one bottle of every type of Patron?

Frank: Hell yeah, son -- I got that breakup money coming in now.

by BobbyStompy January 27, 2013

Money junkie

A person who is mentally consumed by an addiction to money. Every aspect of his life suffers as he/she satisifies the addiction.

Friend: this sunset is one of the prettiest things I have ever experienced.
Money junkie: yeah, thanks God sunlight is free.

Friend: aren't those kittens meowing charming?
Money junkie: yep, but cat food is so expensive...

Friend: Do you think that Plato's Republic has any valuable ideas for today's problems?
Money junkie: damn, my portfolio devaluated 2 cents today. Sorry what's that you said?

Partner: do you love me?
Money junkie: how much will it cost me?

by Bruno Grey September 2, 2013

money light

The check engine light on a vehicle. It is referred to as a money light since a vehicle with this light illuminated will not pass state inspection until the problem causing the light is fixed; naturally costing the vehicle owner money.

I just spent $300 at the mechanic but that damn money light is still on!

by Kontrolfreak September 20, 2018

Momma Money

Money recived from your mother that has not been earned by work.

Similar to Daddy Dollars

Mom can i have some money i dont want to get a job. Pleese?

by myspace is for noobs August 29, 2005

F.U. Money

When the marginal value of the next $ = 0. The point at which an individual, after acquiring absurd wealth, ceases to care about his/her reputation, and ceases to concerned with the economic repercussions of his/her future actions. Otherwise know as "f*** you money".

Bernard Madoff was on the verge of achieving F.U. Money status, at which point he would have retired to a non-extradition country and sipped Mai-Tais with Milton Waddams.

by ZhangBanger March 22, 2011