Gym gooner

Gym gooners are people who spend too much time in the gym, often flexing in front of mirrors or filming themselves. Instead of focusing on their own workouts, they usually walk around correcting others' form. They tend to ego lift and survive on three core steroid-based meals a day
They love machines and criticize free weight

But often lacks functional strength and have aesthetic only body thanks to steroids

Ayo bro , Look at that gym gooner trying to lift that massive weight just to impress chicks
All pain no gain

Bro either gonna shit on his pants or snap his tendon

by Why.Filipino.smell.Likeshit May 12, 2025

post gym

1.) place to exercise on a military base
2.) place to loiter after working out

1.) "I'm heading over to the post gym at lunch"
2.) "Do they have the same things at Post gym that they have at the Après ski?"

by dcskeeler November 4, 2007

gym teacher

someone who should not take summer vacations and open up a summer athletic camp instead

she/he's a gym teacher and a bully

by boring squirrel December 12, 2022

Gym Biscuit

When a Gym sock is used to substitute a condom

Jimmy have Karen a Gym Biscuit last night

by Screeeeee December 9, 2019

Gym

The difference you make to be broken and then made into a real man or woman. You only see a difference if you make one.

Wend to the gym a twig-armed weeb, left the gym a trunk armed man

by The wisest man fr fr December 24, 2023

Gym Class

Gym Class is a VR game filled with either the nicest people in the world or racist 8 year olds who never touch grass. Most of them say the n-word and breathe heavily into the mic because they haven’t touched grass.

John: Should I download Gym Class?
Hunter: Yes, it’s a fun game!
John: *Plays for 5 minutes** (Kills Himself)

by White Chocolate_VR May 27, 2022

Russian Gym Sock

When you have anal sex until the anus prolapses while using vodka (the stronger the better) as lubricant.

Gave that Baddie a Russian Gym Sock and now she won't answer me.

by Dr. PhillyCheese February 12, 2025