( aka: metoecus paradoxus ) Megan Thee Stallion came in contact with an "eyelash bug" back in 2022. An eyelash bug is a bug with antenna that looks like eyelashes.
by Kiwiiiii66789 July 13, 2022
Get the eyelash bugmug. by Motorway6 April 26, 2023
Get the Uber bugmug. The scourge of the Earth as far as insects go. The closest thing to a living hell short of a chronic condition or painful disease. A small itchy insect that will cause you to lose sleep to the point where you will verge on the brink of insanity, but after you live with them for a few years you will slowly real yourself back in. Has a strong negative effect on quality of life as a whole, as your work performance will suffer, visitors will find out and never come back or you stop inviting them in the first place (social isolation) and you give up hope for the future as you've gotten rid of almost all your furniture and had your home fumigated several times, but yet, they're still there. If you are allergic (not everyone is) you will NEVER be presentable in public, as you will have red welts on most of the places on your body, such as the back of your arms, the love handle area, around your knees and lower thighs, etc. While sitting idle in your own home, you will rarely ever go two full minutes without itching ever again unless you're moving and active. Without taking some measures to keep their numbers down, you will eventually find that they are traveling in the clothes you're wearing while in public. You'll be checking out some international calling cards at your local Dollar General and look down and see a rust colored bug crawling across your chest. You'll learn to hate them so bad you smoosh them between your fingers whenever you see one.
If I don't get rid of these bed bugs, I may just torch my house and all my possessions and start anew.
by Sifting Through July 23, 2017
Get the Bed Bugmug. When A mother fucker is being a little bitch and makes fun of their half retarded equal opportunity coworker when they’re doing their best at a task.
Damn Shancè is being a real hot-bug right now. Zach is just doing his best he can. It’s not his fault he can’t spell his own name.
by KittyKat69Anal May 1, 2021
Get the Hot-Bugmug. A Loot bug is A Friendly Creature found underground on the planet Hoxxes IV
Minners will often Pet these friendly creatures.
Sometime even kill them. Because qoute ‘You shouldn’t eat precious minerals it will get you killed’.
Minners will often Pet these friendly creatures.
Sometime even kill them. Because qoute ‘You shouldn’t eat precious minerals it will get you killed’.
by Kirbypro1 April 11, 2021
Get the Loot Bugmug. by JRodus April 23, 2017
Get the Water bugmug. A petty yet funny and charming Male who speaks his mind and doesn't care about offending people's feelings.
Yo!! Roxy asked Johnny if she looked fat in her outfit and he outright said "YUP!". He straight up Matt Bugs tf outta her.
by The Petty King October 27, 2022
Get the Matt Bugsmug.