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Thanos Maxxing

When your dick turns purple due to excessive gooning, causing a lack of circulation and immerse bruising to your dick.
Gabby "Hey Luke how was your night yesterday I heard some weird noises coming from your room?"

Luke "Oh thats my bad I was Thanos Maxxing to your instagram last night. That shit turned purple"
by subiebrz2013 April 27, 2025
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Thanos

A middle-aged dad trying to save the world with his rock collection and his kid with down syndrome and one with autism and his fork, and a smurf fan Wanna-Be cyborg as his daughter.
Your dad is such a Thanos, Bro
by Conner j r April 3, 2024
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