Strawberry Teabag

When having sex with a female and she's on her period, spice things up by putting your balls in as well, dip them a few times like the velvet chocolate fountain she is, then jump on her face and do like 6 /7 times and dip dip dip in man's face

Dequan was feeling a little freaky last night so I let him Strawberry Teabag me

by MarkPerhaps January 31, 2017

Strawberry Teabag

Another name for a tampon that has been used

Kyle: Hey Dan, is your sister on her period?
Dan: How the hell did you know?
Kyle: Because there's a strawberry teabag in the trash

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

teabag

the act of masturbating whilst taking a dump. the two must be done simultaneously

aamir's toilet smelt bad after he did a teabag

by sha333 May 23, 2010

Teabag hangup

When a man presents his scrotum and uses it to hangup on his iPhone. The unsuspecting victim is none the wiser...unless using FaceTime.

That whorebag of a neighbour called me up last night to tell me to quiet down so I gave her the ole teabag hangup and kept partying.

scrotum
hangup
teabag

by Dirk Diggy July 9, 2011

Vampire Teabag

A male or female Twilight fanatic performing cunnilingus upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female's used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. This lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.

I sucked a Vampire Teabag last night, my blood lust should be satiated for about a week.

by Naguine November 21, 2010

Angela Tabababalog

I BERRY SECKY GURL! Whose is nice but if you get on her nerves she will slap you and get mad! She is so fucking sexy and cool.

DAYUM! YOU IZ AN ANGELA TABABABALOG!

by LEBI BALLS! September 21, 2010

teabag

Verb - the act of slapping some unfortunate soul around the face with one's balls, hopefully resulting in an incomparable shriek of horror from the victim.

That's it, you're in for a teabaggin' now, mum!

or

Do you like teabags? You do? Excellent...

by JRussellH May 22, 2006