Lazy Seal

The coolest seal to ever live; being in the presence of this wonderful being is simply a blessing to all organisms on Earth. Lazy Seal is only one of a kind and can commonly be found wandering around in Boe Brigade, the home of the many other wonderful creatures to ever step foot on the soil of our planet (Except for Lazy Seal, because he's cool and doesn't need legs).

Is that Lazy Seal? Oh my god he's so cool and amazing, I wish I could be like Lazy Seal!

by Not Lazy Seal March 8, 2021

Rules Sealed All Fates

Rules Sealed All Fates” is related to a school-project game or ARG. It means all the players’ fates are sealed by the rules, but the truth is that this sentence is hiding a name if you merge the first letter of each word.

Rules Sealed All Fates. ~game master.

by Leetgamemaster November 26, 2025

The Second Seal

Li snake the sun, the second seal

uniliminal message

the second seal is war

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

The Third Seal

Li stirr the third seal

unliminal message

the third seal is famine

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

Slime Seal

The name for a kind of way to put out a "smoke" of any kind.

Categorized by someone spitting on a surface and processing to "seal" the end of the smoke (cigarette, joint, cigar..) faster.

Aye bruh we are going to have leave- like rn. So just slime seal it or something and let's go!

by jexxy July 19, 2023

Navy seal

A navy seal is a seal (mostly Soviet seals) that train in the red army

1!2!3! Good job navy seal! You did so good on your jumps!

by Ultimate cow August 20, 2021

Seal A Bust

When someone you trusted with a secret tells everyone about it.

Female: Whatever you do don't trust Mike with anything!
Female 2: Why what happened?
Female: I told him something private and now everybody knows!
Female 2: Mike is such a seal a bust!

by Tricktionary October 2, 2015