A situation that very few people would wish to be in. It may begin with a person being laid off by his or her employer, but is not necessary. It then involves an excessive amount of syrup sippin followed by a run in with the law.
Yo what's Chris up to tonight?
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak
by JMoneyThaIllest August 13, 2010
Get the doin the jamarcus russellmug. The one and only "Legendary Luv Muscle" "Big Jim Reaper" "Kentucky King of Kickass" "the Deity of Doin It" "the Hardcore Hillbilly Heartthrob",the real reason Luv Muscle means anything in today's society,this man is the reason for the big dick myths and legends associated with Russell or Luv Muscle,the sexiest critter to ever crawl out the Appalachian mountains,lover, fighter, friend,father,an forever a Legendary HOTTIE!!!!!
by BigJimReaper February 24, 2023
Get the Russell "the Luv Muscle" Lemastermug. by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024
Get the Russell's ballmug. Tall dilf with shoulder length gray hair. Hubba hubba. His fingers are quick and dexter—he can play the guitar. Whew is it hot in here or is it just me? Hottie wears glasses because he teaches English Honors 2, and you know he needs that good eyesight for all those words…he’s so smart~
by xXrussellSimpXx November 23, 2021
Get the russellmug. russell/ash is another term for perfection and amazing. they’re approachable, understanding, special, and absolutely handsome and ravishing, you don’t even know. they’re also really cool.
by emsii July 16, 2021
Get the russell/ashmug. When attempting to free handle a Russel viper, the fastest striking snake in all of India, ends badly with a bite full of hemotoxic venom straight into your blood stream And a death sentence.
by Ambassador for humanity February 9, 2025
Get the russel roulettemug. Russel is a guy who has a tought exterior but when you get to know him, heck, have him in your life, you'll learn that he too can feel. He's the funniest, sweetest, smartest, most skillful person you'll know. He's into cars and vapes, and guy stuff. He is a very hard working man and he should be very proud of himself. As i am proud of him. Will you marry me?
Hey Russel how are you.....
by It's interesting November 23, 2021
Get the Russelmug.