Water that is served from a bartender’s “speed rail”, the area or rack right in front of the bartender that holds the most used liquor and mixers, for easy access. Bars and pubs may offer bottled water, but the choice of rail water prevents additional recycling of plastic bottles.
Me: "Hey bartender, could I please have a rail water?"
Bartender: "You want that real water?"
Me: "Yeah, fresh off the rail!"
Bartender: "You want that real water?"
Me: "Yeah, fresh off the rail!"
by Lytestylez December 24, 2023
Get the rail watermug. To be put on hold without notice while youre on the phone with someone and continue to talk without knowing that person put you on hold. Only to find out that person didn't hear anything you said.
Cheryl rail rhody'd Michael in the middle of him screaming for help. He was later found violated and naked in the everglades. It was Cheryl's fault for rail rhodying Michael and not listening to his plea for help.
by anonymous April 9, 2021
Get the Rail Rhodyingmug. That feeling after you've done something really stupid or badly fucked something up where you are bracing for the well-deserved, unpleasant and unavoidable consequences of your actions that are about to hit you.
i.e. your boss is gonna give you a verbal beatdown or fire you, because you didn't lock up after closing and the shop got robbed, or your partner is going to chew you out or possibly murder you because you bet the rent on that 5-part parley that didn't hit.
i.e. your boss is gonna give you a verbal beatdown or fire you, because you didn't lock up after closing and the shop got robbed, or your partner is going to chew you out or possibly murder you because you bet the rent on that 5-part parley that didn't hit.
Sam just found out that the boss knows he's the one who left the keys in the work truck that got stolen last night, and that the boss wants him in his office as soon as he gets back to the yard, he's preparing for a railing.
by theSpoonyBard October 16, 2025
Get the preparing for a railingmug. by Markerz July 23, 2015
Get the Rail hoppermug. Did you just hit a crispy 1 tap on a player in a multiplayer game? Are you off 2 hours of sleep and still somehow functioning?
You either just got “Railed” or you’re “Railed”.
You either just got “Railed” or you’re “Railed”.
“I absolutely just RAILED this dude.”
“I didn’t get that much sleep, but I’m RAILED off nicotine and energy drinks.”
“I didn’t get that much sleep, but I’m RAILED off nicotine and energy drinks.”
by Straizo August 29, 2020
Get the Railedmug.