Skip to main content

pulling a Kevin

Attempting to get permission to leave work early on any given day for a reason that is questionable in its legitimacy, or perhaps outright laughable. Often, the reason given will employ minor ailments such as getting "fuzz in one's eye" or "having a toothache". It is also preceded by a minimum of thirty minutes in which the individual must constantly groan, complain loudly to an unspecified and unsympathetic audience, close their eyes, grimace and ultimately create a spectacle which only further highlights the ludicrous nature of the stated discomfort.
Example 1: Did you hear that Vincent tried to leave work early today? He told Brian that his nose was too stuffed up and it was keeping him from hitting his quota. Brian knew he was just pulling a Kevin though and made him tough it out.

Example 2: Man, I was so hungover today that I decided on pulling a Kevin halfway through the day! Told them I felt sick and was going straight to the doctor, but really I just went home to get drunk again and watch Adventure Time in my boxers.
by dingleberryjones December 18, 2013
mugGet the pulling a Kevin mug.

Pull-a-Neumann

To talk about something, like a cat, until people want to shoot themselves. To point out how cute something is, 500 times a day... i.e, a cat.
Erin just keeps talking about her cat ALL day. She won't shut up about her, she really knows how to pull-a-neumann
by Erin Neumann February 3, 2010
mugGet the Pull-a-Neumann mug.

Pull a Lubin

to drink and throw up on someone. typically all over the back of someone's shirt/head
What happened Jordyn?
Well Bam happened to pull a Lubin and threw up all over my back
by Fyan Reed June 24, 2009
mugGet the Pull a Lubin mug.

pulling a grater

Being so unbelievably desperate that you are willing to hook up with a girl only minutes after she swallowed a friend's load.
"Hey did you see Pat over there making out with that girl after she'd been with Trav?"
"Yap. He's pulling a grater."
by bobcats2222 September 29, 2009
mugGet the pulling a grater mug.

pull a rider

To insist for multiple days leading up to an event that you will be attending and then bail at the last minute via text message.
For the last three days James has been telling me he was going to come to the party. I knew he was going to pull a rider when I saw I had an unread text message this afternoon. Of course, the message said he couldn't make it.
by mileman171 April 18, 2010
mugGet the pull a rider mug.

Pulling a McNeal

The act of shitting in the opposing teams toilet before a sporting event and not flushing.
guy1- Dude the game's about to start what's taking so long.
guy2- Hold on I'm pulling a McNeal.
by Keith Tedderson December 10, 2009
mugGet the Pulling a McNeal mug.

Pull a Cutler

To quit something when the going gets tough. You can do this by faking an injury or coming up with some pathetic excuse to pansy out of a crucial moment in your career.
The quarterback was down by 14 points and felt he had no chance of scoring, so he decided to pull a Cutler and act like he broke his back to avoid further embarrassment.
by bchilldog January 24, 2011
mugGet the Pull a Cutler mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email