A person whose only objective is to get as many points as he/she can than his/her fellow teammates in any of the zombie games in Call of Duty:Black Ops, with no real strategy to help his/her teammates get through one round alive. When notified of pointwhoring the pointwhorer will disregard your comment by delivering insults about how he/she is better than everyone.
Player 1: "Hey . . What the hell?!"
Player 2: "What?"
Player 1: "Quit caring about your points and open the door for the mystery box you point whore!"
Player 2: "No you"
Player 1: "I have like 1000 points while you have 5000!"
Player 2: "Bitch!Thats why I am better than you!"
Player 2: "What?"
Player 1: "Quit caring about your points and open the door for the mystery box you point whore!"
Player 2: "No you"
Player 1: "I have like 1000 points while you have 5000!"
Player 2: "Bitch!Thats why I am better than you!"
by NiceGuy711 April 18, 2011
Get the Point Whoremug. The point of no-return where a conversation or interaction has turned and it is pretty much mutually agreed that both parties will fuck later in the night.
"Man, why are you here talking to us when Jessica is over there?!"
"Ah it's alright, we've reached The Fucking Point, now I've just gotta wait."
"Ah it's alright, we've reached The Fucking Point, now I've just gotta wait."
by DefinitelyNotMyRealName September 1, 2012
Get the The Fucking Pointmug. Commonly referred to by the LateNightShots crowd as SP, is the restaurant that has a bar downstairs that resembles a basement frat party in Georgetown. The crowd is exclusive and you must be on "the list" to even get in. The list is composed of a random assortment of people with rich parents and others who go out too much, honored every year by Washington Life Magazine. This is the place where the young people go so they can do whatever they want without any reprecussions, except from being talked about on the LateNightShots.com forums the next day.
I am going tonight to Smith Point to take down smoke.
Turbo's and Turbette's are not ever allowed or considered for LNS or Smith Point.
If you are not on the list at Smith Point then you are not on LateNightShots.com
Turbo's and Turbette's are not ever allowed or considered for LNS or Smith Point.
If you are not on the list at Smith Point then you are not on LateNightShots.com
by Angela Valdez January 17, 2008
Get the smith pointmug. "will you meet me at goblers point, come alone tell no one."
"the Mrs has the painters in this week, so I had to go to goblers point instead!"
"the Mrs has the painters in this week, so I had to go to goblers point instead!"
by Johnny Sunshine October 30, 2007
Get the goblers pointmug. The new method of Street Cred. Unlike it's sister definition, Thug Points can be earned by even the whitest whities, and the nerdiest nerds.
1point-Staring someone in the eye for longer than 10 sec
2point-Waving at a complete stranger in a moving transport
3point-Walking down the middle of a road at nighttime
4point-Walking down the middle of a road at daytime
5point-Waving at a complete stranger in a halted transport
10point-Throwing apples at garages from afar
1point-Staring someone in the eye for longer than 10 sec
2point-Waving at a complete stranger in a moving transport
3point-Walking down the middle of a road at nighttime
4point-Walking down the middle of a road at daytime
5point-Waving at a complete stranger in a halted transport
10point-Throwing apples at garages from afar
Mike:"Hey richy, i just waved at that hot-ass mother bitch."
Richy:"Dahum, you just earned some Thug Points there."
Richy:"Dahum, you just earned some Thug Points there."
by MeAN_GoRillAZ January 31, 2010
Get the Thug Pointsmug. Two points is an expression meaning “nice shot”. It originally rose from basketball, but has come to be used in many situations where someone demonstrates skill at hitting a target. Also used in a sarcastic sense when someone does something profoundly clumsy.
Example One
Guy 1: Ouch (After ramming his bike into a hydrant, and flying over the handlebars).
Guy 2: Two points.
Example Two (shamelessly stolen from DM of the Rings)
Legolas: I fire another arrow!
DM: You hit Saruman with the arrow.
DM: He swoons and falls from the balcony.
DM: And lands on this spikey thing at the bottom.
DM: HAPPY NOW BUTCHER?
Aragorn: Two points.
Legolas: Even though he fell, I still get XP right?
Guy 1: Ouch (After ramming his bike into a hydrant, and flying over the handlebars).
Guy 2: Two points.
Example Two (shamelessly stolen from DM of the Rings)
Legolas: I fire another arrow!
DM: You hit Saruman with the arrow.
DM: He swoons and falls from the balcony.
DM: And lands on this spikey thing at the bottom.
DM: HAPPY NOW BUTCHER?
Aragorn: Two points.
Legolas: Even though he fell, I still get XP right?
by NickUK May 25, 2007
Get the Two Pointsmug. points earned for performing cool simple guy tasks and generally behaving in a basic guy manner. there is no such thing as girl points, however a female can also earn guy points by doing something a guy would do. of course a male can lose guy points as well. guy points are awarded for such tasks as getting haircut by old guy at a real barbershop (not a super clips), watching UFC fights on spike, and drinking regular beer instead of fancy microbrews.
We saw a guy the other night in my neighborhood sitting in his garage on an old recliner, smoking a cigar and watching TV by himself. That guy has earned enough guy points to last a lifetime and only a yoga class or being caught wearing a blanket over his lap can remove them. A woman can earn guy points, only if she is attractive and does something like smoke a cigar or play poker.
by dmaestas September 4, 2009
Get the guy pointsmug.