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pirate head

When receiving head, suddenly without warning, the "blowee" pushes down on the "blowers" head, forcing them to the base of the penis and thus causing them to gargle and "argh" like a pirate. If they wish the "blowee" may yell pirate slang at this point, i.e. "arg! take me seed wench! arg!"
After I used the pirate head maneuver on a boring blow job session last week my girlfriend now no longer enjoys Pirates of the Carribean as much. oh well, the pirate head was worth it. ARG!
by MrE_9P March 31, 2011
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Nose Pirate

A Person of Jewish descent who takes it in the nose
1)That Nose Pirate Loves Money.
2)AWW you Nose Pirate.
3)Person 1: That Jew Screwed Us!
Person 2:What a Nose Pirate
by jjensstap January 18, 2009
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Dick Pirate

To steal a woman from under the nose of a close friend who is chatting her up.
tom, you are such a Dick Pirate for stealing that girl from simon.
by C. Birdseye July 11, 2011
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crusty pirate

when someone jacks off in your eyes and it seels your eyes shut.
man, after i got that crusty pirate, i couldnt see for days.
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pirate shot

Taking an 8 oz shot of straight hard liquor in one go. Chasers optional. If you get 1/4 down, you're a landlubber, 1/2 is a deckhand, and 3/4 or more is a pirate. The Captain status is reached if the shot goes down in under 5 seconds and/or no chaser is used.
Eric and Stan finished their pirate shots last night, Catherine was a deckhand, but Gwen is now a Captain.
by Lindsai January 11, 2009
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Pirate Pete

Where a guy kicks a chic in the shin and then he jizzes in her eye, making her hop on one foot and hold her eye acting like a pirate.
Max the hottes fucker in the world just gave that chick the sickest pirate pete forever.
by ChickenFucker May 13, 2005
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pirate doctor

A physician that happens to work with and on Pirates. This doctor specializes in sword and cannon wounds. He wears an eye patch and scrubs with a sword at his side.
The infamous Patch Adams was a pirate doctor and was responsible for keeping the Crew of the Black Pearl Healthy and happy.
by JesseJack November 15, 2007
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