Magnus

short mothafucka who wears fag glasses and listens to måneskin

(Please approve, it's true)

Guy: Yo Magnus, why do you keep wearing those fag-shades?
Magnus: Brooo, the bitches love it! It's not gay..
Guy: They only like it because they can relate and you're only pulling bitches who like gay style with them anyway

by keyboardstrokes July 3, 2021

magnum Maccium

The Latin meaning for „Big Mac“
magnum — Big
Maccium— Mac

Lucius ad tabernam Macci Donaldi properant et magnum Maccium emunt. — Lucius rushs to the MC Donalds store and buys a Big Mac.

by Mare.red September 16, 2021

Mancumber

A man with a very green penis

“He’s very hot” “he’s a mancumber” “oh”

by Lbsjdbs1357 October 12, 2021

Magnus

An annoying lanky prick, who enjoys touching boys in his freetime

That pedofile is a real Magnus

by Mastenga October 15, 2021

Magnus

I have no words for how great he is

geeze is that magnus?

by simpinganewdudeeveryday November 1, 2021

Magnus

A 42 year old christian and Swedish man with a big forehead from Sövde who works as a teacher on workdays but in his freetime he likes orientering, coffee, fighterpilots and fikon.

Y/n: What does a Gökmamma do, Magnus?
Magnus: The Gökmamma realises that "shit this is not my baby"!?

by magnus4live November 16, 2021

magnum shlong

a very large penis

yo look at this drawing my seat partner made of a magnum shlong
woah dude that is a magnum shlong

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021