A man who bangs Caydens mom quite frequently and works at the legion on the side. He is a professional drummer who you Probobly seen in the wayside traveller’s music video that was filmed by cayden.
by The Cape Breton Jigglo February 9, 2022

When someone thinks they are so cool, that they avoid you. Like laying on a bed in the day time, singing Danger Zone wearing aviators cool.
Hey man you know Paul, he just became a jet pilot. Ran into him the other day, he looked right at me and Kenny Loggins'ed me.
by PielVluis July 5, 2021

A long drawn-out conversation with a subject held in lieu of, or in addition to, enforcement action by law enforcement. Kenny Talks are usually had with children aged 5 to 17 and can last over 30 minutes. There is debate as to the effectiveness of Kenny Talks, though they have become a staple in modern law enforcement.
by GarySimmons69 June 23, 2024

Hot as fuck. So freaking cute you will certainly stutter when trying to talk to him. Kenni is the reason the word perfect was invented, and many consider him to actually be a secret weapon engineered in a high-tech lab. Everybody loves and envies Kenni: from insanely handsome to insightful, from effortlessly funny to brilliant, he is what little children dream of being and what adults wish they were
Yesterday I spoke to Kenni and got a raging erection just by looking at him, while at the same time he blew my mind talking quantum science... It's so unfair he's so perfect, he must be an engineered Chinese lab weapon
by bufferingbadger July 4, 2024

Usually balding early in life,smokes alot of crack,usually puts his ass up for sale to pay for his habit.A desperate unreliable person that needs a good wash.
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by AidaHowa July 6, 2022
