iPod Drift

When a car drifts outside of the lines on the road because the driver is scrolling through their iPod.

B: Dude! Keep your eyes on the road, you're drifting!!

S; LOL Sorry! I'm trying to find a song!

b: That's the iPod Drift!!

by Pirate Poppy December 17, 2008

iPod

A piece of shit, usually bullshit

That's iPod! I don't believe you!

by EVDW March 6, 2009

Ipod Fag

An iPod Fag is someone who uses an iPod as if it were a smart phone, except for calling. Instead, iPod Fags use shitty phones like flip phones or the LG Cosmos l2.

John: Hey, is that the new iPhone 5s?
Fabio: No, it's just the iPod 5.
John: Then what do you use to call people?
Fabio: I use this shitty flip phone *shows flip phone*
John: Dude, you're such an iPod Fag.
Fabio: I know.

by YaBoiFranklin May 26, 2014

iPod

What the old kids have, people who have this are considered oldies.

You have an iPod, wow your not invited to our party.

by Gragesdor January 14, 2018

ipod touch

A device for listening to music, movies and porn.

ipod touch passing by.

by Dope420 January 15, 2017

Sad IPod

The Sad IPod is basically the Sad Mac on an IPod

Im gonna listen to some ITunes
Turns on IPod
Wait that’s a Sad IPod
Noooooooooooo
My IPod is dead

by INS746 December 30, 2020

ipod

Wait you still use iPods? I think everyone knows that the Zune is the best music player, dumbass.

Hey Frank I have an iPod!
Fuck you Jim the Zune is better.

by Mogieymouse January 17, 2021