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Swastika Gobbler

(noun) A person (usually a man) who flirts with far right and proto-fascist political viewpoints in an indecent manner, reminiscent of someone performing fellatio.

From "cock gobbler".

Can also be used to refer to a far-right and fascist adjacent homophobic man that is in fact, secretly homosexual and engaging in performative political extremism as a manifestation of internalised homophobia and self loathing.
My younger brother has been spending too much time on crazy 8chan forums. I'm scared he might become a Swastika Gobbler.

"Hey, did you hear about that far right politician caught at that massive gay orgy?"

"Must be a Swastika Gobbler"
by ihateillionoisnazis February 1, 2021
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Wang gobbler

Someone that gobbles wangs excessively; typically used more frequently around thanksgiving time
Man, Conn sure is being a Wang Gobbler this Thanksgiving
by Wangster78910 April 20, 2018
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Izzy bizzy glizzy gobbler

Who’s that feral ginger?
Oh, that’s Izzy bizzy glizzy gobbler
by Hahshzhzhd December 31, 2023
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Cock-Gobbler

A gay or homo nigga who "Gobbles" or sucks dick
"Cock-Gobbler" Hey bro suck my dick
"Straght nigga" No you fucking cock-gobbler
by TheRealCockBiter April 20, 2020
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Glizzy Gobbler

A term you call you friend when he shoves a sausage up his throat
by SLOMO V October 28, 2020
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Gobbler

A doctor at AdventHealth Celebration who picks up a lot of patients.
Damn bro, Baby G is such a gobbler.”
by standardcord18 January 16, 2024
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Bexhill gobbler

On a visit to a charming seaside town you realise everyone is over 80 so opt for a Bexhill gobbler at the local shops:

A toothless act of felatio, performed by someone akin to your nan

Bonus points if it's your nan
Just went to the spoons and got a Bexhill gobbler with a pint of ruddles
by Danyouknowsit October 7, 2025
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