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Figgle

To grab some ones testicles in one hand and then recite the Gettysburg address.
"Let me Figgle that."
*grab*
"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
by Alpha-9 March 14, 2023
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figgleshit

Dude did you see Patricia figgleshit last night?
Yeah dude, I don't think anyone can figgleshit like that
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figglehorner

“do you know FR3D?”

“yeah, my sister and I are the biggest figglehorners.”

my friend lucas is such a fake figglehorner”
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Figglebottom

When a man takes 4 penises in the ass while proceeding to scream the word nigga 5 times

As he swings anal beads around. He does this while thinking about his mother. The man is also completely straight
David- go and figglebottom him immediately
Peter- nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
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Figglebottom

When a man takes 4 penises in the ass while proceeding to scream the word nigga 5 times

As he swings anal beads around. He does this while thinking about his mother. The man is also completely straight
David- go and figglebottom him immediately
Peter- nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
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Figglebottom

When a man takes 4 penises in the ass while proceeding to scream the word nigga 5 times

As he swings anal beads around. He does this while thinking about his mother. The man is also completely straight
David- go and figglebottom him immediately
Peter- nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
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Figglebottom

When a man takes 4 penises in the ass while proceeding to scream the word nigga 5 times

As he swings anal beads around. He does this while thinking about his mother. The man is also completely straight
David- go and figglebottom him immediately
Peter- nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
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