Wilmslow Express

One sided, clinical and awkward consensual sex. Typically used to describe sexual activities in a relationship wherein one party is with the other out of pity and/or because one (or both) of them simply wanted to be in one instead of building a future with their partner. Often an indicator that such a relationship is not long for this world.

"Bro, my roommate Dan was getting the Wilmslow Express in our dorm. Emily deserves better than that creep."

"Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that relationship is over by winter break."

by Hoagy Macintosh August 16, 2023

winter express

#1 Counter strike team NA

You hear of winter express they are number 1 na

by MR.67 December 3, 2020

Express Man

The enemy of Local Man, does really casual stuff

"Express Man does normal stuff, wow we have a slow news day"

by notarealperson111 January 12, 2021

Express

Express is a new and upcoming 5 member pop girl group set to debut March 1st, 2021.

“Wait, you’ve heard of Express too! I’m so excited for their debut.”

by Express Official January 22, 2021

Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.

My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.

by Bystander123 February 4, 2021

Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.

My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.

by Bystander123 February 4, 2021

UV Express

A white van that contains seating for usually 16 or 18 people. Usually found in the Philippines as an altrnative for the jeepney. It is a point-to-point service that never loads passengers unless it's at its final destination. It is usually airconditioned.

Let's ride a UV Express home.

by LetItRip016 April 6, 2021