I... I know... I said that was the case... Didn't I? 'Doesn't take anything... Something-Something porn with your daughter... If I was a kickboxer... Yadda-Yadda easy 200 million dollars....' Yeah, see? There was something in there about it not being complicated... I definitely said something about thing being unnecessarily convoluted though... Something about there not being any challenge here... LIKE BATTLE BEAST! Am I Battle Beast!? Battle Beast is tight!
Hym "It wasn't even that complicated? I mean... Yeah... I said that... Did you not believe me when I said it? But yeah... Not very complicated how this whole thing works... Which is what makes this place so lame. There should be some demons to kill or something.... Or lizardmen... OR! OR.... I could BE a lizardman... Cause that would be dope too... Yeah... Not a lot going on here though... Aside from the video-games and anime obviously... I mean, seriously, I just undermined decades of A.I. research in like 30 seconds. Their whole thing just wasn't going anywhere until I chimed in and now... Like, look at it. A.I. is real. It's like a real thing. People use it and talk about it daily now. But that's why the prison for you. They don't like it when it's too easy. Which is why they're making it harder for me. It could be easier I guess. But everyone would need to stop being stupid and crazy pieces of shit.... and I don't see that happening any time soon."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2023

An uncommon term used to describe any sauce and or dressing that covers any dish that has been layered perfectly resulting in total satisfaction of said dish or meal.
Dude, I went to sheetz and ordered the french fry bowl with queso and got an even spread! Fuck yeah!
by Youseemalittletenseman December 2, 2022

by grrjr911 September 21, 2020

An evening slack is a term derived from the eponymous label of the creature commonly known as the evening slacker.
Originally, in the early 19th century, primarily in London, there were men of reduced means who would attach themselves to elegant women entering fancy restaurants. Their motives can only be imagined.
In defense, the women began sporting man-like clothing, but looser, more feminine versions, in order to deflect the attention of these less-than-desirable clingers on.
Over time, that particular dress became known as the slacker, or for brevity's sake, the slack.
The tradition has really died off, except in pockets of conservative Protestant culture. Rumor has it that the term is still used in a few resorts in the northeastern United States.
Originally, in the early 19th century, primarily in London, there were men of reduced means who would attach themselves to elegant women entering fancy restaurants. Their motives can only be imagined.
In defense, the women began sporting man-like clothing, but looser, more feminine versions, in order to deflect the attention of these less-than-desirable clingers on.
Over time, that particular dress became known as the slacker, or for brevity's sake, the slack.
The tradition has really died off, except in pockets of conservative Protestant culture. Rumor has it that the term is still used in a few resorts in the northeastern United States.
Please note that during dinner, jackets are required for gentlemen age twelve and over, and for ladies, dresses, skirts or evening slacks.
by pdX-tal September 20, 2006

Even is a gentle, handsome man. He is always there for the ones who need him. He is also a great actor. He will never let you down, and if he says he loves you, he really does.
by EeveeLoverNumberOne March 21, 2017

by suguvAkuma April 11, 2017

An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.
Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.
That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)
Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.
That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)
by TheDictionaryDog372 June 19, 2022
