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A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.
TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.
by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020
mugGet the Even the skinniest dog has fleasmug.
A term used to put down non-sorcerers.
I can’t see it.”
filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu.”
“What?”
by ApTerse June 22, 2024
mugGet the filthy monkey who can't even use jujustumug.

even

Even
a person who is extremely kind, considerate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you unconditionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enough to have a Malin for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers. They will make you a million cupcakes just because they want to make you feel special.
"Oh my god Janet! Did you see that girl's dress? Like I can't even!"
by stian e så hoooot June 23, 2017
mugGet the evenmug.

I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.
by BusyPooping September 22, 2022
mugGet the I can’t evenmug.

For even mafa said it

A quick way of saying "I already knew you said that before you even motherfucking said it".

Meaning:

You already knew something before that person told you
Yes dad, for even mafa said it
by imaginethisxz March 30, 2025
mugGet the For even mafa said itmug.

do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.
Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment
by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019
mugGet the do YOU even skate?mug.

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