Emotionally Constipated

Finding yourself in a position where you just don’t give a shit!

emotion emotions emotionally constipated given up don’t care

Kirk was told he was getting fired, but felt emotionally constipated about the situation!

Emotionally Constipated by PameLegend June 18, 2019

Emotional Intelligent-Less 

A dumbass. Can't think, talk, or be personable because they lack something...specifically BALLS.

Look at Clif over there, what a dumb fuck... He's emotional intelligent-less...

If his nuts were any smaller they'd be invisible.

Emotional Intelligent-Less by Wobert B December 4, 2020

emotionz 

Gamerz slang for emotions

"Real gamerz have no need for petty human emotionz"

emotionz by h4rdc0r31 April 7, 2010

Emotional Bondo 

a coping mechanism people use to avoid the emotions created in a hurtful relationship. e.g. alcohol, drugs, new relationship, sex

1. My sisters emotional bondo is not allowing her any time to heal or learn the lessons from any of her relationships.

Emotional Bondo by BondoBoy June 28, 2010

Emotional Termites 

Much like the 'Moths Of Death', the emotional termites are another insect analogy to having an awful feeling about something.

Hayden: Hey Andrew, how is the web of insanity working out for you?

Andrew: The Moths of Death have been exterminated and replaced by the 'Emotional Termites.'

Hayden: Oh no, that's bad. That's as bad as it gets! You gotta seek help man.

Emotional Termites by mothsofdeath November 19, 2010

Emotionally Shat 

Also Known as proverbally shat. When you're having a good day, everything's going fine, and then something really shitty happens. You get dumped, rejected, lied to, etc. and it just ruins your feelings for weeks.

Person 1: "Dude. I haven't seen Bill in weeks. What the fuck happened?"

Person 2:" He asked out ________ and she rejected him pretty brutally. He was emotionally shat."

Person 1: " Owch."

Emotionally Shat by Cap'n Crunch yo. February 7, 2012

emoticonstipated

Adjective describing a person's state of mind when they overuse emoticons in a text message or im conversation.

"Check out this text message! Jeez, he must be really emoticonstipated!"

"I like getting texts from my girlfriend, but sometimes she's just so emoticonstipated!"

"I was so emoticonstipated last night, so I sent text messages to everyone in my phone. I feel a lot better now."

emoticonstipated by :);):(;( October 10, 2012