Titanic Dump

When you take a dump and the piece of shit is so long that it comes way out of the water - then breaks in half and falls under the water - just like the Titanic sinking

I just took a Titanic Dump. It was long as shit

by The Swedish Firefighter December 28, 2020

Aussie dump

The act of shitting-hovering ever so slightly over the rim of the toilet and facing the opposite direction(towards the flusher) In an attempt to create obtuse skid marks.

Ted:"woahhh those are some gnarly skid marks!
Douglas: "yupp, I took an Aussie dump"

by Ale07 June 1, 2012

mother dump

A particularly massive bowel movement.

Damn, I just took a mother dump!

by Jesu Christu May 14, 2006

Scrump and Dump

used to describe a person you "date" long enough to have sex with, and then dump them.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what happened to that bitch Holly you was seein?"
Guy2: "Oh her...she was just a scrump and dump."

by RoyGBiv79 October 31, 2009

Pumpkin Dumping

To defecate in a carved Halloween pumpkin.

I just ate some White Castle with a Taco Bell chaser. I'm ready to go pumpkin dumping.

by The Pumpkin King September 24, 2006

Night dump

To take a dump at night

One time I was so drunk I took a night dump in my neighbor's yard

by Suspence July 19, 2009

dump stamp

a smudge on someones face that looks like they bumped into a turd on the wall.

" That dude is hitting on chicks in public and dont even realize he has a big ol' dump stamp on his face."

by chriscasey September 9, 2006