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Holiday Dump

1. Dumping your significant other just before the holiday season (around Thanksgiving), forcing them to spend the Christmas cold and alone.

2. Similar to the one above, except in this case, just before, during, or just after the holidays, you get your dog who is not a cute puppy anymore, or your cat, who is not a cute little kitten anymore, and you take them on a little drive in the middle of the night, and you dump them off on the side of the road.
1. Dude I can't believe you acted hella nice to your girlfriend's family on Thanksgiving, yet you still proceeded to kick her to the curb. You gave her a real holiday dump.

2. person 1: What are you gonna do with Sparky? He shit on your bed, bit your daughters finger off, and he even barks at strangers.

Person 2: I guess I'm gonna have to give my daughter the bad news, that I took Sparky on a holiday dump.
by krhg37 January 9, 2020
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Dump the Pumpkin

When you are the low person on the totem pole and have to dump the jizz out of the fuck-pumpkin at the end of the corn maze.
Bob: How was work yesterday?
John: Awful. I had to dump the pumpkin twice.
by WmClarke November 3, 2018
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Pumpkin Dumping

To defecate in a carved Halloween pumpkin.
I just ate some White Castle with a Taco Bell chaser. I'm ready to go pumpkin dumping.
by The Pumpkin King September 24, 2006
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Scrump and Dump

used to describe a person you "date" long enough to have sex with, and then dump them.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what happened to that bitch Holly you was seein?"
Guy2: "Oh her...she was just a scrump and dump."
by RoyGBiv79 October 31, 2009
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Night dump

One time I was so drunk I took a night dump in my neighbor's yard
by Suspence July 19, 2009
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Humped and Dumped

When you or your partner had sex and then proceeded to forget everything about you afterwards.
When a person becomes a humped and dumped victim, here are usual quotes that come after their "diagnosis"

- "Bitch, I thought you loved me! I thought we were going to have a life together..."
- "Hold on, I'm not done yet."
- "You gave bad hummers anyway."
- "Guess it's a great time to tell you that I was trying to hit on your hot friend."
- "Does this mean I have to pay you the $100 now?"
- "HA-HA! Enjoy my gonorrea."
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