1. Dumping your significant other just before the holiday season (around Thanksgiving), forcing them to spend the Christmas cold and alone.
2. Similar to the one above, except in this case, just before, during, or just after the holidays, you get your dog who is not a cute puppy anymore, or your cat, who is not a cute little kitten anymore, and you take them on a little drive in the middle of the night, and you dump them off on the side of the road.
2. Similar to the one above, except in this case, just before, during, or just after the holidays, you get your dog who is not a cute puppy anymore, or your cat, who is not a cute little kitten anymore, and you take them on a little drive in the middle of the night, and you dump them off on the side of the road.
1. Dude I can't believe you acted hella nice to your girlfriend's family on Thanksgiving, yet you still proceeded to kick her to the curb. You gave her a real holiday dump.
2. person 1: What are you gonna do with Sparky? He shit on your bed, bit your daughters finger off, and he even barks at strangers.
Person 2: I guess I'm gonna have to give my daughter the bad news, that I took Sparky on a holiday dump.
2. person 1: What are you gonna do with Sparky? He shit on your bed, bit your daughters finger off, and he even barks at strangers.
Person 2: I guess I'm gonna have to give my daughter the bad news, that I took Sparky on a holiday dump.
by krhg37 January 9, 2020

When you are the low person on the totem pole and have to dump the jizz out of the fuck-pumpkin at the end of the corn maze.
by WmClarke November 3, 2018

by The Pumpkin King September 24, 2006

Guy 1: "Hey man, what happened to that bitch Holly you was seein?"
Guy2: "Oh her...she was just a scrump and dump."
Guy2: "Oh her...she was just a scrump and dump."
by RoyGBiv79 October 31, 2009

To take a dump at night
by Suspence July 19, 2009

by Jesu Christu May 14, 2006

When a person becomes a humped and dumped victim, here are usual quotes that come after their "diagnosis"
- "Bitch, I thought you loved me! I thought we were going to have a life together..."
- "Hold on, I'm not done yet."
- "You gave bad hummers anyway."
- "Guess it's a great time to tell you that I was trying to hit on your hot friend."
- "Does this mean I have to pay you the $100 now?"
- "HA-HA! Enjoy my gonorrea."
- "Bitch, I thought you loved me! I thought we were going to have a life together..."
- "Hold on, I'm not done yet."
- "You gave bad hummers anyway."
- "Guess it's a great time to tell you that I was trying to hit on your hot friend."
- "Does this mean I have to pay you the $100 now?"
- "HA-HA! Enjoy my gonorrea."
by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 22, 2007
