pussy dork

a male over age 20 who is virgin solely because he is a binoculared pig type of geek/dorm

if you're a girl you're more likely, nowadays, to go for a pussy magnet rather than a pussy dork

by Sexydimma December 08, 2017

Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 March 23, 2011

Dinka dork

A younger kid. Dinka is a nickname. Dinka is addicted to games on a computer or tv

Stop being a dinka dork

by Grebneknehs March 08, 2011

dork scrimping

Involves an act of mating, between two people.. In which both people involved are dorks and can only express their love in quotes of things from popular culture, the more obscure the quote the better.

OMG i can't believe that guy just sung bad touch by blood hound game, the force is strong in this one and i am totally going to like dork scrimping the fuck out of that cock.

by totsnotmatthew April 16, 2019

dork kiara

Kiara, a rather silly individual well known for being a dork though using the phrase 'dork destroyed' which creates a situation of great irony.

In short dork = Kiara and Kiara = dork

This word play is most common in Western Australia, and especially in Perth.

Dork refers to a silly person, and not a whale penis in this situation.

Hi I am Dork Kiara, and I am a dork.

Dork destroyed

I just pulled a massive Kiara

You are such a Kiara

Morton, you silly goose. NO disregard that. You Kiara face.

by clamofthesea January 16, 2010

pickle dork

Highly skilled and finessed at the competitive sport of pickle ball albeit just a little too intense to really be cool (but they think they’re cool). BTW, the cool kids are jealous and secretly want to be pickle dorks.

The cool kid laughed at the pickle dorks but later returned without his cool friends and asked if he could try playing pickle ball with the Pickle Dorks

by tofallinlovewith July 30, 2023

Dork girl

A female dork.

I just watched as those two dudes at the park let some dork girl turn them both into dorks, I should have done something.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021