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coffee dork

A preppy douchbag in a coffee shop. This person is usually scrolling through their macbook reading fake news articles that are against Trump. This person often wears button up shirts, stocking caps, and colored pants. This person is definitely a Democrat and more than likely a feminist.
(Walks into a coffeehouse in Portland) "Look at all the coffee dorks in here."
by JimBean25 May 11, 2017
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Dork

Cute , odd , silly and mostly socially awkward person . When a girl calls a guy a dork , it's affectionate , when a guy calls a guy a dork it's either affectionate or to ridicule the other person.
Jack Sparrow is the funny , cool guy . Will Turner is the adorable dork.
by Potc lolololol June 13, 2017
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dork disc

Also known as a "spoke protector", which is commonly found on inexpensive department store bicycles along with with kickstands, front baskets, and handlebar tassels. It's unnecessary if you're bike is properly maintained. The sundamaged dork disc is a telltale sign of a newbie rider.
Dude, you don't need that dork disc if your derailleurs are properly indexed. If you're not using training wheels, chuck it in the trash.
by skaughtto November 2, 2023
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Dork

u are a dork gabby.
by surfer dude January 23, 2022
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Dork

A whale's penis
That's a big dork on that whale she could get a lot of lamp oil from the blubber in that dork
by 253tony November 15, 2021
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Kasia Dork

Kasia is a loving and unique friend who stops at nothing to be a brat ;). Kasia has many of nicknames including "Daddy dork" "Drunk Daddy" "Dork Sister" ect.
by SisterDork March 6, 2019
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Dork

Did that dork check the code carts yet?!
by Tcourtd March 5, 2021
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