cracker jack university

A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.

Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?

by Hannibal Cannabis September 9, 2020

cracker crumb bitch

A petty and vindictive individual that will stoop to the lowest of the low for even a perceived slight.

Don’t say anything bad about the new manager, that cracker crumb bitch will have you doing the worst jobs in here, if not fire you…

by AgentDerb July 19, 2021

Clam Cracker

An individual who fucks different women on the daily, pro status.

Bill cracked Tina's clam on Sunday, Jessica's clam on Monday, Ashley's clam on Tuesday, and Macy's clam today. What a clam cracker.

by Billiam Beezy November 8, 2010

chair cracker

Same as couch potato or sofa spud.Someone who sits in a chair eating saltine crackers while watching TV,playing video games ,or on the computer.Usually in a roomy chair

I just sat in the chair watching Glee,on sunday so I was a chair cracker

by Mannishdude1 February 27, 2012

Pussy Cracker

The act of your sexual partner making you cum. He then takes a cracker, soaks up your cum and feeds it to you.

Sheila was hungry so Joe gave her a pussy cracker to eat.

by Niknicole December 4, 2015

western family cracker

Often refers to white people who wear wal-mart shoes, or show other signs of noticeable poverty. "Western Family" refers to a company that sells cheaper products (Including crackers) at grocery stores.

"You're such a western family cracker."

"Tell that to the ugly, two-cent hooker you like to visit all the time."

by I'm the Pope, And You're not. September 29, 2007

Pile it on a Cracker

An innuendo used in the town of Jacksonville, Florida. Used usually around thanksgiving time. When used correctly there is a slight emphasis at the end of the phrase on the word "cracker".

" Jaime and that girl look like there hitting it off, he is gonna pile it on a cracker tonight"

"She better be careful with those cream cheese stains"

by That's what! Cheese head! December 3, 2009