pull a cracker

Phrase used during the festive season to describe going out with a view to hooking up with an attractive person. Used during the festive season as it also describes pulling a festive cracker around the dining table.
The club was packed last night, it wasn't Christmas but I still managed to pull a cracker
by Joost911 September 04, 2010
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Porn Crackers

Tissues used for post-masterbation clean-up and left to go hard. Also known as wankier mâché, wankerchiefs, bedroom popadoms, or wankers crisps.

Originally from Viz magazine's Profanasaurus.
There's enough porn crackers here to make snow angels on the bedroom floor!
by NYCockExchange November 24, 2011
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cracker-faggot

1. exactly what the name implies; a cracker-faggot.
2. a title for an annoying (generally white) person, who may or may not be gay or faggotty.
3. a general insult for an irritating person, regardless of their race or sexual orientation
my french teacher is the biggest cracker-faggot ever. not only did he give us 5 practice proficiency tests, he is a flamer as well, making the definition of cracker-faggot for him a literal term.
by acid-x June 17, 2007
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Cracker Jacket

The white coat that physicians wear.
"No way, he's just a cracker jacket quack. He tried to use some voodoo magic medicine on me."
by TronX January 12, 2008
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wet cracker

A game in which the all male contestants stand around a cracker masturbating vigorously until they ejaculate on it. The last member to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the cracker.
Guys, let's play wet cracker!

Aww, Gross! Billy had to eat the wet cracker.
by dfu January 30, 2004
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