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Country Condo

A person who has made their money off of or something in connection with country music or being in country but actually lives in one of the big condos in the city. Mainly popular in Nashville, but also New York and LA.

A person who pretends to be country, but actually lives in a condo. They spend lots of money on expensive cowboy hats, boots, wranglers, etc, but actually live in a studio apt.
Tim McGraw is such a country condo, he has his f350 in the parking garage and lives on the 20th floor.

I like that cowboy hat country condo, you been roping cattle in your studio apt.
by Lahaluke November 28, 2012
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Country Slinger

A white man that beats down a black skin toned man with a gun butt or whip or hands.
That Country Slinger over there wants to see that Black guy over there.
by Monkey and the same March 1, 2023
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Country Sucker

A student who went to college, and subsequently became brainwashed into being a Liberal, who then went to a different country to "find themselves" .

The country is usually a Socialist or Communist one, like Russia and China. They become so blinded by how cool they think they are for having been over there, and think they are better-more cultured-than anyone else. They refuse to acknowledge anything bad about that country, and only try to point out America's flaws.

They think America is evil and thinks America should be more like Russia, China, etc.

America, despite having flaws, is the greatest country in the world. Without America, most things we have today we wouldn't, but they refuse to accept this.
Person 1: America is horrible, it needs to be more like China.
Person 2: You do realize they find infant girls in garbage dumps all the time there, right? Because girls don't bring "honor"?
Person 1: *ignores it* America is racist!
Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a Country Sucker.
by American Pharoah April 20, 2016
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Country justice

Country Justice is a term used to threaten harm another of vigilante violence. Used by individuals who live in rural areas that do not call police but inflict their own justice with no judge or jury. This is a threat of physical violence on another person.
We handle thing with Country Justice around here.

That’s what you call Country Justice. (After inflicting physical harm on another person)
by Country Boy Proud November 2, 2021
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Country waffle

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger
Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night
by Phat dino March 6, 2021
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the country k

A country guy with no life that likes to look up random words on the urban dictionary
The country k is pretty lonely today
by llinard July 19, 2017
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Country Ham

The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.
'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'

OR:

'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'

'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'
by Humperdink Rhino October 13, 2008
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