copson

a cop who likes donuts

The Sherrif was a copson

by Dr. Phillip Randall Jackson Pueblo III May 9, 2003

Carson

Plays Fortnite more than Everyone yet is still worse than quame. Could easily buy skins if he saved up his v-bucks, Instead decides to buy emotes. Instead of helping his teammates in a build battle, he will stand at the bottom spectating.

Look, it’s a Carson.

by CJ the Thumb June 28, 2018

Carson

A fucking dick that makes it seem like he is so in love with you, but in reality he says the same stuff to 20 other girls. He is good with his words but bad with his actions. If you can stay away from all carson’s it will save your heart in the future. Don’t be a carson

Carson is dumb

by Youngdog44 September 22, 2019

lost consonant

Mistakenly omitting a consonant from a word, resulting in a sentance or phrase taking on a different meaning altogether. I first saw it used in a book by Graham Rawle, but I think it's a generic term.

After golf, David went for a drink in the cub bar.

by phil Rayner June 6, 2004

console humper

Kid that is obsessed with any video game so much, that he debates which is the best one with his friends. He gets defensive about anyone ripping on his precious games. He probably makes love to his computer or XBOX.

James: Counter-Strike blows.
Frederick: What?! How can you say that!? Do you know how many people I awp with my sniper all the time! I pwn those guys! I'm the best player in that game.
James: Oh, cool... I have friends.
Frederick: I'm so lonely.
James: Get your hands out of my pants you console humper.

by K-Poe June 29, 2006

Carsoncy

The theft of ones personal property for reselling to profit.

Adam is infamous for getting away with carsoncy.

by Clint Is God August 1, 2006

Consoleversation

The light-hearted conversation had between the players of a boisterous Video Game. Often either 'Smack Talk' or Gossip.

Last night at James's flat, we were playing GTA 4, we had the funniest consoleversation.

by calciumm April 9, 2009