by IMOteacher October 25, 2017
Get the close the loopmug. This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.
Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!
Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!
Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!
by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 2, 2020
Get the This fucking closemug. by I don’t have a pseudonym March 31, 2022
Get the I can’t see when my eyes are closedmug. Named "Crystal Ide" at birth, a person who is proficient in the art of closing deals, and is therefore named, Crystal "Ide close it."
by jmcclure26 January 10, 2018
Get the Crystal "Ide close it"mug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Doormug. A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.
1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022
Get the Close only counts in grenadesmug. Jenny Craig, the weight loss and nutrition business, is closing its doors after four decades, according to internal communications obtained by NBC News.
The company reportedly announced to employees in an email late Tuesday that they are shutting down "due to its inability to secure additional financing."
The company reportedly announced to employees in an email late Tuesday that they are shutting down "due to its inability to secure additional financing."
by SPrice1980 May 5, 2023
Get the Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decadesmug.