1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
by chestercheetah77 February 7, 2010
Get the Close Parkermug. Named "Crystal Ide" at birth, a person who is proficient in the art of closing deals, and is therefore named, Crystal "Ide close it."
by jmcclure26 January 10, 2018
Get the Crystal "Ide close it"mug. Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?
by Naked_Grandma January 4, 2024
Get the close encounter of the twenty-second kindmug. 
by I don’t have a pseudonym March 31, 2022
Get the I can’t see when my eyes are closedmug. by Big jiggly honkers March 20, 2023
Get the Closing the cum gatesmug. 