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christopher capers

Married A Woman Of Grace Married To Mobb Like I Don't Ever Snitch Or Rat Tell My Story In Fine Print Graduation Of The Game Of Life In A Mission To Be The Greatest Ever Done In One Headline Christopher D. Capers Born 03/16/1083
Christopher Capers Is The Greatest Inflammation Of A Mathematics Teacher He Give Hope And A Belief Of Christ Jesus
by #Lawceyana Cris June 6, 2021
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Christopher SoFat

This mf breaks the Richter Scale with every step. The only test he's ever passed has been the body mass index, scoring a 97. Good thing no women knows of his existence to get him off of discord. In the streets of discord his nickname is "Cheeseball" because that's what he currently is eating (what a fat fuck). We try not to joke around with him too much because he has autism, yet he still says the n word in chat. He's called his sister hot, what else do we describe this whale of a human, but at least a whale is over 5 ft. tall.
Person 1: What's it called when your stomach hangs over your penis?
Person 2: A Christopher SoFat
by ChristopherIsObese101 November 20, 2022
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Christopher

He is a caring guy that loves the girl Theresa because she is really cute pretty and funny and caring she makes him laugh when he needs it
Christopher Love's theresa because she is cute pretty and funny
by Sjkdbdjdn June 9, 2019
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Christopher

Christopher is an amazing guy. Usually tall, very handsome and pale. Christopher's have a very great sense of style, they also have a smile that is to die for. Very talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Though he can look mad all the time he's really isn't. Can be kind of awkward, really nervous and super shy but in a really cute way. Not the type of guy that always has a different girl. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. He will always think about you no matter what. They prefer a long solid relationships. They have really big hearts, but keep their feelings to themselves because they are afraid of getting hurt. It is really easy to open up and talk to a Christopher they are so sweet and inviting. Let them kiss you and be with you. There is nothing better than being loved by a Christopher.
Person 1. God I need a Christopher on my life.
by Secretlover206 November 20, 2023
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Christoph

When Christoph walks in a room, everyone has to smile because of his positive energy. When you are around him it feels like heaven on earth because no one could ever treat you better like Christoph. His smile, eyes and hotness are so attractive that everyone is jealous of you being his proud friend/girlfriend.
If there is anything/anyone what makes you feel bad, Christoph knows. He is doing the best he can to make you feel like you are worth it and special.

If you have a Christoph in your life, your life couldn't be more perfect. He is the most wonderful humen being and has the biggest heart. If you ever break it, make sure you lost an angel on earth.
by unixorn November 22, 2021
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Christopher Columbusing

When you use your hands to touch another person sexually after they are sleeping. Or when you use your hands to touch someone sexually for the first time.
Last night I told my wife that I was going to go Christopher Columbusing on her while she slept.
by NickM808 September 18, 2017
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