Christopher Pate

The greatest friend you could ever ask for

Damn that Christopher Pate has a huge cock

by Yourchristallmighty March 31, 2022

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Do the Christoph

Prefering to masturbate next to somebody after you (and the other person) wake up; even though you could have sex

Hey step sis can I do the Christoph next to you?

by Branko69 October 06, 2022

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smiling christopher

a bald round headed lesbian looking guy who listens to blackpink and think bts and stray kids are dating. He makes cardboard blackpink members and he jerks off on it. He makes dirty fan art about lesbian blackpink and jerks off to it. he also takes alabama jokes seriously and acts on it

hes from ohio

i just saw a smiling christopher walk out of a sex shop with micro condoms.

by meaty360 October 24, 2022

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CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ

A CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ IS WHEN YOU TAKE A NASTY ASS FART AND YOU KILL THE WORLD WITH IT

Yo bro I think ima take a Christopher MARBEANEZ

by CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ November 16, 2019

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Christopher endicott

A tall sexy beast. All of his prison guard could never take their eyes off him. He looks fantastic in orange. His server is filled with pictures of middle school hoes. He’s the best communist leader (principle) I’ve ever had!!! Might have to sneak into prison to see him ;) His ex wife currently resides in North Dakota

Christopher endicott used to be my principal

by Jason baake June 03, 2019

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