carrot sick

the carrots grow in ur stomach and then wen u throw up they get cut off by the stomach acid and come out ur mouth

all peoples sick.... carrot sick

by spanish chicken April 10, 2009

plant brown carrots

Funny way to describe bowel movements.

About an hour after I ate turkey, I went upstairs to plant brown carrots.

by Burnt Biscuit December 09, 2005

chase the carrot

a woman who wants to give oral sex to a man

by Phil MaCrackin October 29, 2003

Cock out of a carrot

A phrase used to describe a someone of low intellect stating that they cannot do as simple a task as carving a phallus object into a penis.

He’s so dumb he can’t even make a cock out of a carrot.

by Dionysus’ dick August 02, 2020

no one will have carrot

no one will have carrot
from the pakistan pledge memes

person 1: i will get 10/10 on my test , hahaha!
person 2: oh (pakistani accent) NO ONE WILL HAVE CARROT

by pagylolo October 22, 2020

hand picked carrot

When a lover takes a carrot and fucks their lover in the ass with it. After the recipient is satisfied their lover will "pick" the carrot from their ass and consume it.

I came so hard when John gave me that hand picked carrot, and again when i watched him bite into it and say "what's up, doc?".

by MMar775 January 07, 2011

4 foot carrot

It is a orange triangle object that can block traffic or be used at construction sites. They are also know for being stolen by people

The 4 foot carrot blocked the car passing.

by Hey uncle April 10, 2021