Skip to main content

Ultimate Blumpkin

To get a bj while taking a dump and eating lobster at the same time.
I went over to legal seafood and got an ultimate blumpkin in the bathroom.
by spoonman14 June 10, 2009
mugGet the Ultimate Blumpkin mug.

Street Blumpkin

The act of giving or receiving a blumpkin while on the street. Subject A proceeds to defecate in a street, sidewalk, or alleyway. Subject B performs fellatio on Subject A during the defecation process.
The homeless guy was already taking a dump in the alley; I thought I would be charitable and give him a Street Blumpkin.
by EvilBender October 12, 2009
mugGet the Street Blumpkin mug.

anti-blumpkin

The opposite of blumpkin. To be felched while urinating.
Ah no, I just missed the bowl. This anti-blumpkin is dangerous!
by MundyGodman May 16, 2006
mugGet the anti-blumpkin mug.

wish.com blumpkin

When you can’t get anyone to give you an actual blumpkin so you are forced to jerk off whilst taking a shit which is a cheap knock-off of a blumpkin, hence a wish.com blumpkin.
Shane couldn’t convince Keith to come over and give him a blumpkin, so he had to give himself a wish.com blumpkin.
by Larry Fromish April 11, 2021
mugGet the wish.com blumpkin mug.

Perpendicular Blumpkin

A male (the receiver) sits as if to straddle the toilet, then reclines backward so that his head rests on another chair and his body is parallel to the floor. The other party, or giver, handstands on the toilet seat so that their body is perpendicular to the receiver's body while facing towards the receiver's feet, then proceeds to fellate the receiver while he takes a shit. Less skilled practitioners may allow the giver to prop his/her legs against the wall for added stability; it is to be noted, however, that this reduces the range of fellating motion.
I decided to become a gymnastics instructor so that I could receive perpendicular blumpkins whenever I had a hankering.
by D_in_U_since1834 December 13, 2012
mugGet the Perpendicular Blumpkin mug.

upper blumpkin

while giving an upper decker to a toilet you are getting a blumpkin
i went into my buddy's bathroom with my girlfriend and she gave me an upper blumpkin, it was awesome
by its me A.G. June 19, 2010
mugGet the upper blumpkin mug.

Cherry Blumpkin

This is "classic blumpkin" with a twist. Having sex while she is on the rag, then commencing the dick suck dump routine.
by Blumpkin_Taskmaster April 24, 2010
mugGet the Cherry Blumpkin mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email