Beaver Archer

A woman who has great vaginal aim when peeing.

I never go camping with a woman who isn't a beaver archer.

by Mobscenity October 20, 2014

Blanca Beaver

A type of beaver endemic to the Yucatan Peninsula. It uses it’s huge teeth to get it’s way , eat huge amounts of chocolate, and fend off predators.

The Blanca Beaver eats chocolate by the river’s edge.

by EL ERISA April 15, 2020

Diesel beaver

When a woman's Vagina is filled with cocaine.

I was in the middle of snorting a line off a strippers ass when she asked me if I could get the rest out of her pussy. After I damn near inhaled her labia she asked me "How'd you like that diesel beaver?"

by Upthereintheair January 23, 2017

Beaver Song

A song detailing the various actions of a beaver that contains various sexual innuendos.

"Beaver 1, beaver 2. Lets all do the beaver chew!"- Beaver Song

by Ohyouwishyouknew March 15, 2010

beaver tickler

a mustache that tickles the beaver

I used my beaver tickler to make her moan.

by surferjoe413 April 10, 2019

beaver hook

the act of bending ones index finger as if it were a hook and inserting it under the hood of skin just above the clit and gently tugging upward while pinching down toward your index finger with the thumb. very affective in subduing unruly women.

Roscoe- Yea... All i heard from Janice was bitch, bitch, bitch, nag, nag, nag, until i whipped out the ol' beaver hook. After that it was all yes sir's.

by leebobfromgleatown September 18, 2010

Beaver Pond

The female version of a circle jerk.

You have to have three or more to go to the beaver pond. It’s a group event.

by AIDSAID April 5, 2019