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The Batman

The Batman will save lives and make love to your wives.

Fix leaks and also spring a leak , it’s the belt chicks dig the belt
They Know it was The Batman!

Robert Miller is The Batman - the echo shhhhhhh
by Milller bobert November 3, 2018
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Batman

To horrifically commit a murder of two wealthy parents, leaving a single child alive to be an orphan.
Dude I got in a horrible accident on the way here, totally batmanned this kid.
by BaddDictionary May 21, 2024
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BATMAN

Is a strong handsome bastard that identity is known as Maison Daniel prater potts he is a crazy bitch and when he is in class he chucks fucking BATARANG at people and says it like a 100 times and gets a detention from his teachers he hangs out with his bois nightwing and robin and bane because he is sexy and has sex with cat woman when he isn’t fighting crime
Bailey: OH shit it’s Batman Dave:ya mean Maison Aaron:no stupid fuck Batman
by Batman die January 1, 2020
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Batmanism

The philosophy of Batman, based on principles such as justice, no-killing rule, anti-gun stances, reach your max. potential etc.
Tim Drake is clearly a strict follower of batmanism.
by Batmanist March 5, 2024
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Cheeky Batman

The act of charging ones phone, whilest showering exciting oneself and masturbating.
"Why'd you take so long?"

"Sorry, I was having a cheeky batman. I was horny, dirty and my phone needed charging."
by CheekyBatman October 17, 2015
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Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume

While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch
Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One
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BATMAN

ONE WHO PUTS A BAT OR BATS IN MOUTH.
For example,BATMAN LEO PUTS TWO BATS IN HIS WIDE OPEN MOUTH THATS so BATMAN
by kingmxico24 December 21, 2008
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